Just cropdusted the office
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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