We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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