i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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