I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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