This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
