their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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