She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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