Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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