Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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