I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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