Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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