But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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