it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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