i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There r osticjed everywhere
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
How does one acquire holy water?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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