i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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