Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
