i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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