taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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