his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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