votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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