I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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