Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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