I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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