HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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