She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
