Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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