I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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