found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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