plz talk dirty to me
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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