Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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