Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
50% drunk capacity currently
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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