WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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