seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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