At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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