There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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