my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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