If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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