very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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