The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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