problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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