I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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