I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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