On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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