My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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