I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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