Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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Someone shattered a urinal.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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