I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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