Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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