I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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