Only a mothe r could love this liver
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
3 2 1 whiskey
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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