She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just google imaged poop.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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