Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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