Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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