So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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