Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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