a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I have already put on my inside pants.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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