You're so nebulous sometimes
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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